WELCOME TO THE FUTURE. D.J. Doohickey's first ever release: MALLHOP, now on casette in select retailers. For a nominal fee, you may also directly access his beats online using the links below. Unconvinced? Take a look at this photograph, check out those testimonials at the bottom. You'd be remiss to make the wrong choice.

Below is a photo of D.J. Doohickey. The mastermind. I am certain you don't wish to make him upset.

THE DISCOGRAPHY:

POST AND BEAM
ON THE HORN
YARDING UP
PASSING MOTORIST

TESTIMONIALS... WATCH THEM GO.. FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS..

This stuff KICKS... - Biffy Jones, age 12-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This stuff STINKS ON ICE.... - Ricky Rat, age 30--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some local toughs around the block play this stuff.... - Anonymous --------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the sound of cyberspace... - M.C. Microwave, age 15 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where's the music? There's nothing here!!.. - Michael Motorcycle, age 46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Placed an order from this guy, the box was empty. Just some mothballs. Was that supposed to happen or is this guy nuts?.. - Anonymous-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bought as a gift for my grandma. She likes the "oldies"... -Jonathan "Franks", age 98-------------------------------------------------------------------------- are you ready for y2k?